Related:

• Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these word
  "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber....
• HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud! SHE: That's funny, it was ground this morning.
• Written on a condom vending machine: These chewing gums don't taste too good!
  !! Written on another one of the condom vending machines: For refund, insert baby....
• Q: How do you know when your sister is on her period? A: Your father's dick tastes funny.
• I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
  .. Underneath someone had scrawled... '...SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'...
• Tastes great!
• The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
• A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
• Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!