Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
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- Gun the man down,
I say gun the man down..... - No honey, it's only a computer,
PLEASE put down the gun.... - Agent Selection Inside the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill... - One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside
on a warm summer day,
(taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose),... - A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm,
a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one... - Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from
the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible
for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning... - MEGA MORON AWARDS
Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill... - Joe's Accident...
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to
take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning... - Warning:
I have PMS and I have a gun...
From the same category:
- Scotty, I've fallen,
and I can't beam up... - If you have nothing to do,
don't do it here... - Forest fires prevent
bears... - Oxymoron:
Only Choice... - Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front,
sir!!...
