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• Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.
• Friends don't let friends use ProComm!
• Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!
• Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates.
• Friends don't let friends drink and post.
• Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
• Windows tip : Don't use Windows!
• Open Windows and let the bugs in.
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....