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• Sex at noon taxes.
• PALINDROMES (same thing spelled backwards or forwards) "Naomi, sex at noon taxes," I moan!
  "Never odd or eve...
• THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
  Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years....
• A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
• Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
• Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
• SysOps Do It All Night... I wish it was sex...