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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
  fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door....
• The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
  **"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
• FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
  ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ------------------------------ FREE PUPPIES....
• Little Puppies One day while Bill Clinton was doing his morning jogging he noticed a little boy standing outside the white house gates.
  As curiosity got him, Bill jogged over to the gates to see what the little boy was doing....
• More Actual Classified Ads: FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ----------------------------------------- AMANA WASHER $
  100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. ----------------------------------------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE....
• Liter: A nest of young puppies.