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• ASCII and ye shall receive.
• ACK and you shall receive.
• Ye shall know them by their taglines.
• Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
• Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
• ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem
• This fella catches a leprechaun. (I'm sure you all know the standard beginning of leprechaun stories.
  We'll skip this part...) ...so finally the leprechaun says, "Aye, ye shall have yar wish....
• VAX,FAX,WAX, what's the difference.
• The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX!