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• Fax and ye shall receive.
• ASCII and ye shall receive.
• Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
• Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
• This fella catches a leprechaun. (I'm sure you all know the standard beginning of leprechaun stories.
  We'll skip this part...) ...so finally the leprechaun says, "Aye, ye shall have yar wish....
• You shall know the truth and be freed.
• You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd.
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088
  Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: okunewck@gondor....
• Taglines are irrelevant.