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• The Procrastinator Ananymous meeting has been put off till next week.
• THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
  The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist....
• Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
• Give Me a Cookie!
• Last year a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
  He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit....
• To be done in warmer climates: break apart oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie (the way most kids eat them).
  Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling....
• 119 At the moment Japan declared war A sailor was fucking a whore.
  He said, "After this poke `Long and hard' ain't no joke...
• Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long