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  Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it....
• Loitering with intent to hesitate.
• Girls, girls, girls!
• Daddy, what does this little red butt&|@<.~`: NO CARRIER
• A psychoneurotic fanatic Said, "I take little girls to the attic, Then whistle a tune 'Bout the cow and the moon --, When the cow jumps, I come.
  It`s dramatic....
• Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
• Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.
  Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas....