Related:

• I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
• They had a 'witchy' old lady next door that was constantly complaining about everything and everyone in the neighborhood.
  After one really good round about kids and pets messing up her spotless front yard, my buddies planned what turned out to be a better joke than they originally thought....
• The next thing you know, instead of issuing stamps, they're just going slap a little glue on the backs of dollar bills .
  .....
• PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
  All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
• Marriage Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
  Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation....
• Cosmic Thing.
• It's not a black or a white thing... It's a death thing!
• 90% of everything is crud.
• Everything looks better in COLOR!