Englishman Say: Bird In Bed Worth Two In Bar.
Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
Worth two hands in the bush.
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird
There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?...
During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
The French delegate volunteered that he always picked a few roses from the garden, spread the petals on his wife's body, then gently blew them off before making love....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
From former chairman of the US Federal Reserve Paul Volcker according to the Wall Street Journal
A parrot fancier who happened into a London pet shop noticed a particularly colorful bird and asked its price....
I Need A Drink... Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie.
I just had a fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah," said Eddie....