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• As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade.
  Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert this Christmas (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source...
• Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
• Some spam a day keeps the calories high
• What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
• Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
• The BBS that promises an orgasm on each call... SO, we lied.
• The Plan In the beginning was THE PLAN and then came the assumptions, and the assumptions were without form, and THE PLAN was completely without substance
  and the darkness was upon the face of the employees, and they spoke amongst themselves saying...
• Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any.
• his tagline contains subliminal