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• THERE WERE THESE THREE GUYS, A MEXICAN, A BLACK, AND A POLOCK.
  WHILE LIVING IN MEXICO, THEY GOT CAUGHT SELLING DRUGS....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• Dear Son, I am writing this slow, 'cause I know you can't read fast.
  There are a few things happening here at home. We don't live where we did when you left -- you're father read in the paper that most car accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved....
• A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football.
  At the end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field thinking it was halftime....
• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
  Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck....
• Your house has no curtains, but your pick-up truck doe
• A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing.
  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
• Bungee Jumping Two guys are bungee-jumping one day.
  The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico....