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• You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
  Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
• THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY We don't keep firearms in this house.
  Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog....
• Things You Would Never Hear A Good Ol' Boy Say: (or Redneck) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000
  Alex" Duct tape won't fix that Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken's We don't keep firearms in this house....
• Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up please
• You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  ** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
  .. - You know you're a horse AND dog person when you don't mind throwing frozen manure balls for the barn's goldie to fetch!...