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• Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
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• A Porcine Story (Pun) Pig farmers have never done well in the United States.
  Most Americans prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham....
• An American tourist in a taxi stopped at a pedestrian crossing controlled by traffic ligh
  -- Say driver, what's that beeping noise? -- Oh, that's to tell blind people that the lights have changed....
• Q:" How many members of the P.L.O. does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" 45 - One to drive the car, four to shoot the president of Sylvania's bodyguards, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania, five to think up the ransom demands, ten to paste up the ransom note, eight to cut little eye-holes in the cloth sacks, one to drive a truck with 2000 kilos of dynamite into the American embassy, one to claim responsibility for the bombing, and twelve to commandeer a building with working lights....
• How many members of the PLO does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  45. One to drive the car, four to shoot the bodyguards of the president of Sylvania, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania, five to think up the ransom demands, ten to paste up the ransom note, eight to cut little eye-holes in the cloth sacks, one to drive a truck with 2000 kilos of dynamite into the American embassy, one to claim responsibility for the bombing, and twelve to commandeer a building with working lights....