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• { Rule 62 A Rule To Live By }
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Answer their questions with questions.
• Any questions ?
• A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked about the lawyer's rates.
  $50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?...
• Little Johnny... A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing.
  A group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• 81 Rules and Instructions on Being A Man 1. Don't call.
  EVER. 2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her....
• It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
  Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal would probably just use all his money to booze it up and go after the girls (since this is what he himself had done)....