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Don't Drink Water, Fish Breed In It.
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Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
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Dogmas breed litters of stigmas.
Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime?
Petty laws breed great crimes.
Coathangers, like bugs, breed in dark closets.
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap....
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
