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  I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom....
• FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.
• Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
• Error reading FAT table. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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  "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied....
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  Daughter: "Because I want to turn the table into a truth table!...
• How many men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work!