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• A young lady went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor started looking her over and noticed a rash, in the shape of a "Y," on her chest.
  When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash?
• What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?" "A rash of good luck!
• Elf Pet Peeves 10. After too much egg nog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands".
  9. Ever since they hit the big time, those dang Keebler Elves act like we don't exist....
• Famous Last Words: ** I'll get a world record for this.
  . ** It's fireproof. ** He's probably just hibernating....
• Make it so.
• Make a living, but make room for life.
• SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March, I discover more than I wanted to know.
  My job: to burden you with this information, so we all come away from The March with a surplus of wit & wisdom....
• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.