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• Cleanliness is next to impossible.
• If it looks tough, it's impossible.
• It's kind of fun doing the impossible.
• It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
• To achieve the impossible, attempt the absurd
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• Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.