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• You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When: 1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
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• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
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• Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
• Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
• Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks!
• Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?