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• Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now.
  ..wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now......
• Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do
  They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh....
• This message has been [Stoned]
• New Computer Viruses 1. Ellen Degeneres virus......
  .....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC 2. Monica Lewinsky virus....
• Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses! LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
  RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored....
• A Virus?.. Never!
• Get stoned. Drink liquid cement.
• Message re-edited while stoned.
• What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
  .. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....