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• You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
  Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
• Redneck Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
  2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?...
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• You know you're a redneck when people see your porch and think you're having a yard sale.
• Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  ** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN ** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
  ** Dogs love it when your friends come over. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN Daddy (if unknown, attach list of three suspects)
  __________ Mama:__________ Neck shade: Light red( ) Medium red( ) Dark red( ) Number of teeth exposed in a full gri...
• You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  ** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....