Women are just systems, & a smart man keeps a backup
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- Women are like programs.
A smart man keeps a backup. ... - Men are like programs.
A smart woman keeps a backup... - Women are like floppy disks -
Smart men always keep a back-up ..... - A man is known by the silence he
keeps" --... - A man is known by the company he keeps
avoiding... - Men and Women Truisms...
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = marriage
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't... - These are actual bumper stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student,
but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents'... - Just because you're smart does not mean that the other
guy is stupid... - Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant?
A: Men's legs...
From the same category:
- Chinese restaurant called 'Hung
Far Lo'... - My karma ran over your
dogma... - Who teach- don't know. Who know-
don't teach... - I passed my ethics course. I cheated,
of course..... - Ever notice that Legos aren't
biodegradable ...
