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• Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup. :)
• Men are like programs. A smart woman keeps a backup.
• Women are like floppy disks - Smart men always keep a back-up ...
• A man is known by the silence he keeps" -- Herbe
• A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding.
• Men and Women Truisms... Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = marriage Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A man will pay $
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• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
• Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.