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• Embracing Junk.
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• Saddam Hussein Found on the internet: BAGHDAD, IRAQ- April 23
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• Umm...your ZIP is open...
• HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
  2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
• Psst! Your .zip file is open!