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• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
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• Saddam backward is Mad Ass.
• Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
• Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
  - She thought she would get Iraq off....
• You're trapped in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Al Sharpton.
  You have a gun with two bullets, who do you shoot??? - You shoot Al Sharpton TWICE!!!!...
• Said Saddam, the Iraqi from Hell, "By invading Kuwait I'll do well!
  Oh, he made such a rout, But the ones who made out, Were Texaco, Exxon and Shell....
• M.A.S.H. >>>> Mothers Against Saddam Hussei
• Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.