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• Cogito Ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!!!
• A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom...
• Knock, Knock S. Hussein: "Who's there?" KA S.
  H. "Ka who? " KA_BOOM!!!!!...
• The "Agnew-for-President" boom seemed pretty low-key in Dallas.
• THE ANSWER IS: Ciss Boom Baaaaaaa The question is "what sound does an exploding sheep make?
• A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing.
  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
• The Fairy: A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.
  During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each....
• Funny Froggie Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
  He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
• This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came home from work one day and to his utter amazement, there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
  He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?" She said "Honey, I was making myself look all pretty for you and I was looking in the mirror behind the door, and I said to it, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my tits size 44', and BOOM, look at the size of these suckers!...