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• THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible of the United State
  in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessing of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to obtain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusion, lazy and other wimps....
• Things to think about.... -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  -It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins....
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
  "The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
• The question," George McGovern told delegates, "is where will America be four years from now?
  Personally, we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and Canada....
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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• These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
  After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are"....