When The Gods Want To Punish Us, They Give Us What We Want.
When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want.
Well what is it you want? We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!!
Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Ooooops!
Let me ask your opinion, nurse... Has anyone ever seen one of THESE?...
POLITICAL SPEECH OF A LADY DELEGATE TO A NATIONAL POLITICAL CONVENTION Dear Lady Delegate
We must have what the men have. It may not be very long, But we mean to have it....
Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
AN IRISH BULL IS ALWAYS PREGNANT It's time throw some bull -- not just any kind of bull, but an Irish bull.
And while we're at it, let's throw a whole herd of Irish bulls....
If you want the truth, all this controversy about whether there should be leaded gasoline exhausts us.
Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....