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  After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse....
• Vinnie and a friend were driving somewhere on Long Island (NY).
  They came to an intersection where they wanted to make a left turn....
• This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.
  Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and ask...