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• Be alert - This country needs lerts.
• What the world needs is an electric match.
• Q: What did the Polock do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.
• Not so famous quotes Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
• There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
  He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
• Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.