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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
• I was a trapeze artist for a while, but then I was let go.
• Can I go to prison for this?
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  Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy....
• Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
  Father: What's that? Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating....