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• How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? Not even God could take a rib from a Black man!
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  it will be our policy to keep all empoyees well trained through our program of " SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S....
• Only In America A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
  We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off....
• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
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• Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
• Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp.
  Sci. teacher senior year of high school. We started this joke by getting into heated arguments for a week before the actual event and of course everything was building up a big head of steam....