We are the Emergency Broadcast System, gone amuck.
Related:
- BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline
System... - This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System.
This is only a test... - Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or
so sooner.
With all the power and chaos of the 60's, it's not... - Y2K Backup System
While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1,
2000, and most of our subsidiary units and contractors... - World population may double by 2050, a new report says.
Does it help to know we expect to be gone by then... - In case of emergency read
manual... - In case of emergency,
administer chocolate... - BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down.
IMMEDIATELY...
