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• BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
• This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
• Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or so sooner.
  With all the power and chaos of the 60's, it's not to hard to go further and pretend that Computer Nerds Could Have Controlled Network Programming....
• Y2K Backup System While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1
  2000, and most of our subsidiary units and contractors claim they will also be fully compliant, we obviously need to make some preparations in case unexpected challenges impair our ability to meet the needs of our customers....
• World population may double by 2050, a new report says.
  Does it help to know we expect to be gone by then?...
• In case of emergency read manual.
• In case of emergency, administer chocolate!
• BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATELY.