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• Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately)
• This morning, one of our users told me of something he'd read about businesses and UNIX.
  It appears that many businesses are buying UNIX rather than VMS (thereby annoying DEC) because of it's simplicity in generating reports and other day-to-day business applications....
• 386! The VAX crusher!
• A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
• Just pretend it's a VAX.
• Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• A computer related practical joke a played in my younger days (2 years ago.
  ..) was to write an unstoppable program (disabled break, ^C, etc....
• VAX,FAX,WAX, what's the difference.
• Easy UNIX