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• The farmboy goes to the big city for a better life.
  A hooker picks him up and they go to a cheap motel for the night....
• Late one night, an 80 year old man was about to make love to his beautiful, young girlfriend.
  The petite nymphet noticed that the old man was wearing a condom...
• What do you call grit in a condom An organ grinder!
• Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head?
• Q: How do you recycle a condom?? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
• What does Kodak and a condom have in common? You use both to catch those special moments!!!
• Be safe. Use a condom.
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• Dear Mr. Smith, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product - TROJAN CONDOMS.
  Although your general apearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing our pro- duct does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product....