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• God offered his tablet of commandments to the world.
  He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said....
• Get thee down. Be thou funky.
• Art is not to be looked at - art is looking at us.
• Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? God was coming down the mountain and the first person he came across was not Moses.
  It was a Roman. He asked the Roman if he wanted any commandments?...
• First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pi
• First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pi
• Be useful where thou livest. Or move closer to me.....
• Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude