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• This is abuse, arguments are down the hall.
• Expressions of exasperation are not arguments.
• OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
• Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
• Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
• There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
  When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....
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• AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse