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• Jello again!
• There's always room for filth!
• Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.
• Q: What's jello? A: Kool aid with a hard-on.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
• It's cute when a two-year old kid spits jello at you - It's not cute when your 98-year old great-grandmother spits jello at you .
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• Q: How are jello and woman alike? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
• There is always a way.
• Here is a classic which has been fading into a lost art.
  It works extremely well someplace like a military academy or such, where everything must always be in impeccable order, but can be used for good effect in a dorm room, too...