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• If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.
• Housework, if done right, can kill you.
• New truths begin as heresies and end as superstitions.
• Only men--56 of them--signed the Declaration of Independence.
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• Q: Then he says 'I have to kill you because you can identify me'. A: Did he kill you?
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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• THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible of the United State
  in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessing of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to obtain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusion, lazy and other wimps....
• Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.