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• The universe is laughing behind your back.
• DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata) - GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE.
  REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE THEREOF....
• I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
• The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough.
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• A: What's that in your eye...ohhh, it's a sparkle. B
  What's that in your face...ohhh, it's me laughing!...
• May the wind behind you always be your own.
• If your behind is in front, you turned around!