(under my breath) stupid git.
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Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze... - If it's stupid but it works,
it isn't stupid... - A guy went to get a vasectomy (under general anesthesia).
While the guy was asleep, the doctor mistakenly cut... - Missing your cat?
Look under my car tires... - Marriage
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation... - A waiter goes up to a bloke in the restaurant to take his order.
The guy at the table says "I'd like the fried lobster... - Catch a breath of morning exhaust
fumes...
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- This tagline is new, witty,
and stolen... - Always advise against awkward or affected
alliteration... - But I was just getting
interested... - Help me Norton,
Help help me Norton...... - Even the dullest candle burns brighter in
the dark...
