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The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my machine)
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The above opinions are those of my computer!
My opinions are my own, wonk, wonk, wonk.
(All opinions expressed solely my own)
Opinions expressed are not my own & I'm not responsible for them.
The proceeding opinions are not those of the author.
A woman enters the butcher's. "One of those sausages, please.
"Sliced?" "No, my pussy ain't a coin machine....
I've set up my answering machine so that when anyone calls, they here a busy signal.
Come Josephine, in my Flying Machine...
I make my own reality.....
