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• Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.
• Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
• If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
• Professor Dirac, a famous Applied Mathematician-Physicist, had a horse shoe over his desk.
  One day a student asked if he really believed that a horse shoe brought luck....
• Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an amputee.
  "Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could you possibly do?...
• Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
• Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
• If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marco