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• I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god.
• God's last name is not damn.
• Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Dam
• I start to laugh when ever I think about this one..
  . A friend who works at a company I will all inhel for lack of a better name, loves to tell this story about "Ralph" (names changed to protect the guilty)....
• Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
• Boy's Life, May 1973: Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
  Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
• Overheard on our bus: "I'm feeling more independent these days.
  In the last week I've found six things Ralph Nader is against that I'm for....
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music &l
  In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached {name} dial a confession....