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• To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!!
• Several students were asked the following problem: Prove that all odd integers are prime.
  Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student....
• Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
• Don't let stress kill you off - let someone help!
• Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
• What doesn't kill you makes you wish like hell it did!
• We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/plane
  but we need some help from you in return; You must help free us from the tyranny...
• Mondays can be hell if you let them!
• Some other things that never happen on Star Trek...
  >>A redshirt sneaks down a deserted corridor, turns a corner, and suddenly has a surprise birthday party....