Related:

• The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
• Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else
• Sang froid is when you find your SO in bed with someone else, and you shoot them both in cold blood.
  Savoir faire is when you find your SO in bed with someone else, but you laugh because today is *your* turn with the hamster....
• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• It's someone else's fault!
• How is this for diplomacy----Shoot them all!
• It's always someone else's problem anyway ...
• Telepathy is minding someone else's business.
• Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.