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• A group of scientists were doing an investigation into problem-solving techniques, and constructed an experiment involving a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician.
  The experimental apparatus consisted of a water spigot and two identical pails, one of which was fastened to the ground ten feet from the spigot....
• A COWBOY'S VIEW OF REINCARNATION (By Wally McRee) "What's reincarnation?
  a cowboy asked his friend. His old pal told him: It starts when your life comes to it's end...
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• A man went to Africa to collect gorillas for a zoo.
  He had heard of a native who was an expert gorilla hunter, but had been warned that he should bargain carefully, because the natives had a tendency to include something for most of their relatives in the price....
• Back when I was in high school a friend of mine, Robe
  hurt his back while rolling his car and had to wear a plaster cast around his torso, from just under his armpits to a few inches below the navel....
• Once upon a time there was a great kingdom, with a not so great King.
  It seems that all the Barons and Counts and Dukes decided to plot to kill the King and place one of them on the throne....
• Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
• The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
  Such instances of faulty writ- ing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining ....
• I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!